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Thursday, 12 February 2009

THESE  ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

 

1.  My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
       Marrying  you has screwed up my life.

 

Sexy_Valentine2.  I see your face when I am dreaming.
       That's why I always wake up screaming.

 

3.  Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
       This describes everything you are not.

 

4.  Love may be beautiful, love may be blind,
       What was I thinking, what was on my mind?

 

5.  I thought that I could love no other
     That is until I met your brother.

 

6.  Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
       But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

 

7.  I want to feel your sweet embrace;
       But don't take that paper bag off your face.

 

8.  I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
       Man, I'm good at telling lies!

 

9.  My love, you take my breath away.
       What have you stepped in to smell this way?

 

10.  My feelings for you no words can tell,
         Except for 'Go go back to your Mom's for a spell.'

 

11.  What inspired this amorous rhyme?
         Two parts vodka, one part lime.

 

WHO SAID POETRY FOR VALENTINE'S DAY HAS TO BE FULL OF SOBS?  Happy Valentine's Day from us here at The Lowdown

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